May 2012
106 posts
“Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their...”
– Lemony Snicket (via blondebibliophile)
satan-reborn:
halfburiedbow:
tylertorres:
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satan-reborn:
Don’t date people who want you to pee on their face. They’re usually crazy.
I really any agree with this more.
Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
Your love never fails, it never gives up, it never runs out on me💒
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
